Threats: The freaking Internet

Remember the post about imageboards?

Guess what? Facebook is just the same. A 4chan, but with mods and stuff. It's like the unholy baby of SA and 4chan. Now, let me put this simply.

I hate Facebook...No, let's just say that...I fear it.

"Yes. Everyone is smiling for your impendent doom. Doom, I say!"

From the start of Facebook, I really noticed something was wrong. Yes, I had this feeling 7 years ago and it still hasn't changed. You see, as with 4chan, this page also lets you post images and destroy relationships with the ease of a click. Gee, no wonder the world is messed up.

After all, how would you feel if people could see your embarrasment and troll you about it? That's not all. Even if you recognize a buddy's name, that person might not be your friend at all.

"Who the fuck calls himself Rocky Sue?!"

Now, maybe it is me, being a complete anti-social prick, than might or might not be manipulating you into not getting into Facebook. After all, you can still protect your identity if you don't just don't log in at all.

...I'm sorry. I just cannot resist crushing the little optimism you have.

Remember good ol' Apple? Yep.

They're peeking your stuff too.

"Best plan ever."

Not only you're not safe while logging in, you are also prone to hacking just by using your goddamn cellphone!

Hey, I just noticed!

4chan was launched in 2003, right?

Guess what? Facebook was launched one year later...

"Did I adequately answer your condescending question about me not ripping off a page full of trolls?"

Look, I'm not point fingers here but, the idea of 4chan spawning Facebook as some sort of "evolution" in order to manipulate bigger masses for possible murder, spying, world domination and jaywalking REALLY creeps me out.

Is Anonymous behind this?

Was Mark a troll?

Am I supposed to take a medicine now?

Is this a good question that might be turned into a movie not directed by Michael Bay?

Hell if I know, but I'm getting side tracked.

I mean, what happened with the usual ways for communication? Talking face to face with someone else might be now the worst goddamn job to do while breathing. And cellphones don't count, you silly fool, since they can cause cancer too... Geez, between getting cancer and having my whole life open like a paparazzi book, I prefer shooting myself in the face.